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Bad Dice, Great Stories – Heavy Cotton T-Shirt
$30.00 AUD

 

Because the worst dice rolls make the best stories.

Every tabletop gamer knows the feeling. You've planned the perfect strategy, lined up the perfect attack, and all you need is one successful dice roll...

And then you roll a one.

Introducing the Bad Dice, Great Stories T-Shirt, an official Warpstorm Warmaster design celebrating the hilarious failures, unexpected victories, and unforgettable moments that make tabletop gaming so special.

Featuring a small, colourful dice-inspired graphic on the front chest and a large, vibrant back print, this tee combines everyday style with the glorious chaos of rolling dice.

With its striking neon greens, electric blues, flaming dice, and skull-filled artwork, this design is made for players who know that winning isn't everything — sometimes the biggest disasters become the greatest stories.

Whether you're commanding armies, painting miniatures, attending a tournament, or simply enjoying your next gaming session, this shirt is ready for whatever the dice gods throw your way.

Product Features

  • Front & Back Printed Design: A subtle dice-inspired chest graphic paired with a large, eye-catching "Bad Dice, Great Stories" back print.

  • 100% Cotton Comfort: Soft, durable medium-weight cotton designed for everyday wear.

  • Classic Unisex Fit: Relaxed and comfortable with a timeless crewneck style.

  • Vibrant Gaming Artwork: Bold colours and detailed graphics inspired by the unpredictable world of tabletop gaming.

  • Year-Round Comfort: Breathable, medium-weight fabric suitable for gaming sessions, conventions, and casual wear.

  • Tear-Away Label: Designed to minimise irritation for comfortable all-day wear.

  • Quality Materials: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton, with OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified blank fabric.

Material & Fit

  • Manufacturer: Gildan 5000

  • Product Type: Unisex Heavy Cotton T-Shirt

  • Material: 100% cotton (solid colours)

  • Fabric Weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)

  • Fit: Classic unisex

  • Neckline: Crewneck

  • Label: Tear-away

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold (maximum 30°C / 90°F).

  • Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary.

  • Tumble dry on low heat.

  • Do not iron.

  • Do not dry clean.

Every Roll Tells a Story

The failed charge. The impossible save. The legendary roll of six ones when you needed anything but.

These are the moments we remember. The stories we tell long after the battle is over.

Bad Dice. Great Stories.

Official Warpstorm Warmaster Merchandise.

 



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Product Information

  • Product: Unisex Heavy Blend Crewneck Sweatshirt

  • Manufacturer / Model: Gildan 18000

  • Material: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester

  • Warranty: 2-year warranty in the European Union and Northern Ireland

Safety Information

  • Intended for adult use.

  • Follow the recommended care instructions to maintain the quality and longevity of the garment.

Care Instructions

  • Machine Wash: Cold water, maximum 30°C (90°F).

  • Bleach: Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary.

  • Tumble Dry: Low heat.

  • Ironing: Do not iron.

  • Dry Cleaning: Do not dry clean.

 

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